Mad Viking Straight Razor

The Mad Viking Straight Razor is the pinnacle of manliness (or so we hear). There’s nothing more masculine than maneuvering a single blade across your face for a smooth shave. Straight razors take more time to master and come with a greater risk of nicks than their double-edge or safety razor counterparts. However, once mastered, straight razors can provide an incredibly close shave. The key is to keep the blade at a 30 degree angle, pull your skin tight with your free hand and maintain short strokes. Don’t be discouraged by the learning curve, stick with it and you’ll feel like a Viking God, a smooth one at that, in no time.

KEY BENEFITS:

• Line up your cheeks and beard like a true savage
• Take your manhood back and groom for success
• Make women swoon as they watch you wield a straight razor around your carotid artery
• Kill or injure home invaders in style (its that damn sharp and reliable)

DIMENSIONS:

• 6.25"L x 1.125"W (CLOSED POSITION)
• Fits any half blade